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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    These wizardries of mine
    Will show me Bruce Forsyth

    Song: Astronomy
    Real Lyric: These wizardries of mineWill show me true foresight

    The story:

    Bruce Forsyth is way over eighty and for those who don't know him (Americans) he is a living institution on British television, having presented shows for as long as Britain has had a TV network (late 1940's) and still going strong today...

    but, I will now agree, not a likely person for an American heavy rock band to dedicate a song to. The Immortal Desdinova of the song could be a fan of the Immortal Brucie, though, or perhaps a relative...

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