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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    These dreams have tied two wh---s that'll never tie

    Artist: Sting
    Song: Desert Rose
    Real Lyric: Those dreams that tie two hearts that will never die

    The story:

    I heard this song a year ago and it sounded so awesome and sexy so I wanted to perform it for the school talent show. However, I thought the lyrics were kinda risque so just to make sure I looked the lyrics up on the internet and had a good laugh at my own expense.

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    Until I came across this lyric, I thought it was something about a guy dreaming of a "horse that will never die"...

    Icicle Jun 24, 2013 8:59 pm