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DesertRose98 |
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| Age: |
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DesertRose98's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Bruce Springsteen | Born in the USA | Porn in the USA | Born in the USA |
| Sting | Russians | Bulimic when I sell to you | Believe me when I say to you |
| Sting | Desert Rose | These dreams have tied two wh---s that'll never tie | Those dreams that tie two hearts that will never die |
| Beck | Loser | fartin on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters | fallin' on a termite thats chokin' on the splinters |
| Fiona Apple | Paper Bag | I thought it was a burp but it was just a paper bag | I thought it was a bird but it was just a paper bag |
| Queen | Another One Bites The Dust | Another one rides you butt | Another one bites the dust |
| Romeo Void | Never Say Never | Turn to the south was his history | If Time in itself was its misdemeanor |
| Three Dog Night | Easy to Be Hard | Do you only care about the bleeding crowd | Do You Only Care About the be-in crowd |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Proud Mary | Queen Alanna pains in end this, put a lot of tails down in new orleans | Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis, pumped a lot of tanks down in New Orleans |
| Mis-Teeq | Scandalous | So show me that you're gay | So show me that you're game |
| Stacey Q | Two Of Hearts | Two Puff Farts | Two of Hearts |
| Radiohead | Creep | She's Running out of Dirt | She's Running Out the Door |
| Radiohead | Creep | I'm a creep, I'm a weiner | I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo |
| No Doubt | Hey Baby | I'm just sipping on camel meat | I'm just sipping on chamomile |
| Thompson Twins | Lay Your Hands On Me | I see Your Face and Sense Disgrace | I See Your Face and Sense the Grace |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Dani California | A Little Loaded She was Stealing Another Breath | A Little Lonely she was stealing another breath |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Dani California | She's a Runner, Rebel, and a Stoner | She's a Runner, Rebel, and a Stunner |
| Ramones | Bonzo Goes To Bitburg | You're a box of tissuesDon't become one who hits his children Bonzo goes to three girls and they ask for a cup of cheeseAs I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered meBreaking all the balls in town somehow it's stinking for a policy | You're a politicianDon't become one of hitler's childrenBonzo goes to bitburg and goes out for a cup of teaAs I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered meDrink in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy |
| Thompson Twins | Lay Your Hands On Me | hundred midnight souls | hunger in my soul |
| Carly Simon | You're So Vain | You had one eye in the rear as you watched yourself go bot | You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte |
| Sting | Brand New Day | Love is such a farse if you find yourself in itThere's no time for refraction these days | Love is such a force if you find yourself in itAnd sometimes no reflection is there |
| Elton John | Take Me to the Pilot | Take me to the potty | Take me to the pilot |
| Disturbed | Darkness | Dare to melee | Dare to believe |
| Human League | Don't You Want Me | Don't you want some cookiesDon't you want some yum. | Don't You Want Me BabyDon't you want me oh |
| Christina Aguilera | Fighter | Makes me pee a little bit harderThanks for making me a farter | Makes me that much smarterThanks for making me a fighter |
| Sting | Ghost Story | His icy fingers creed into these balls of mine | His icy fingers creep into these bones of mine |
| Taylor Hicks | Give Me Tonight | I've got this crazy feeling down in my balls | I've got this crazy feeling down in my bones |
| Van Halen | Dreams | So your momma hears you cry | Save all the tears you've cried |
| Sting | Fortress Around Your Heart | Never was one for a p***y, girl.... | And let me build a bridge for I cannot fill the chasmAnd let me set the battlements on fire |
| Eiffel 65 | Blue (Da Ba Dee) | I believe I'm a guy | da ba dee da ba di |
| Queen | Bohemian Rhapsody | The applesauce has the devil put aside for me. | Beezlebub has the devil put aside for me |
| Billy Joel | Big Shot | You had to be a picture | You had to be a big shot |
| Billy Joel | Scenes From An Italian Restaurant | Bender and Eddy | Brenda and Eddy |
| Men At Work | Snakes and Ladders | He saw the action in a portion up high | Piece of the action and a portion of pie |
| Simple Minds | Alive and Kicking | Our love is kicking | Alive and Kicking |
| Simple Minds | All The Things She Said | Everybody close your eyes | Little Darling, close your eyes |
