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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The whole universe was in a God-damned state...

    Real Lyric: The whole universe was in a hot, dark, state...



    The story:

    I realised. The very first time I watched the show
    on TV and had the subtitles up during the theme
    tune... A Sheldon Cooper moment indeed.

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    I always thought it was hot-damned state.

    DXMarx Sep 21, 2013 8:39 pm