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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The ushers are standing
    Holy baloney!

    Artist: The Who
    Song: 5:15
    Real Lyric: The ushers are sniffingEau-de-cologning

    The story:

    I've definitely sung these lyrics out loud several times, though probably just in front of my mother. Nevertheless, I felt rather silly when I saw that these were not, in fact, the words. It made enough sense to me!

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    Definitely did not realize that I sent this twice, oops. I feel rather silly.

    SarahFool Aug 09, 2009 11:37 pm

    It does kinda sound like Holy baloney.

    tkimpton Aug 09, 2009 11:03 pm