SarahFool's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Hairspray (The Musical)	Welcome To The '60s	Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast nowThem other bit**es oughta step aside!	Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now Tell lollabrigida to step aside!
The Who	5:15	The ushers are standingHoly baloney!	The ushers are sniffingEau-de-cologning
Lady Gaga	Poker Face	Carry my, carry my, no, they carry myPoker face, poker face	Can't read my, can't read my, no, they can't read myPoker face, poker face
Grateful Dead	Sugar Magnolia	Weighs my chicken when I sleep	Pays my ticket when I speed
The Who	5:15	Holy baloney!	Eau-de-cologning
The Beatles	Something	You know I believe in Hell	You know I believe, and how
Bob Dylan	Hurricane	And the old Nigerian breed.	And the all-white jury agreed.
Crosby Stills Nash and Young	Marrakesh Express	Johnnie Cochran's in the square	Charming cobras in the square
Bruce Springsteen	Blinded By The Light	Come on little b***hAnd do the twist	Some silicone sister with her manager's mister