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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The music's plaguing our throats alight.
    But your left foot's burst and moving to the knife!

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: The music's playing, the notes are right.Put your left foot first and move into the light!

    The story:

    I always neglected to look in the lyrics book because the pages always makes my fingers numb, but when I did yesterday it corrected me. Thank god, because the misheard lyric sounded horrifying - diseased throats on fire and somebody's foot that's been cut open by a knife, gross!

    I also thought that the second line was a reference to "The Knife", another song by the band, but as it's a misheard, it obviosuly isn't.

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