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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The d**k police they live inside of my head, the
    d**k police they come to me in my bed....

    Artist: Cheap Trick
    Song: Dream Police
    Real Lyric: The dream police they live inside of my head the dream police they come to me in my bed...



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    Knew that was not the lyrics Because of the title
    but that's sure what I thought I heard

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    Very very funny story though - yours is definitely a better lyric than the original!

    Yeck16 Aug 24, 2015 7:36 am


    This website seems rather inconsistent, printing the word like that in an asterisked version unless you originally wrote it that way. It seems to have allowed the same word unasterisked in a Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love" misheard lyric. Unless it's managing to take account of context or something. It's strange as I've just tried to submit a lyric with a word that can be used as a slur against homosexual people but it wouldn't let me, even though I was just discussing the issue itself, but had previously allowed me to submit the same word on another occasion. It said I'd used a contracted version in the second submission, but I had not, I'd used the exact same word.

    Yeck16 Aug 24, 2015 7:35 am