Yeck16's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| DMX | We Don't Give a F*** | You can't f**k ------ no further than you can throw em. | You can't trust ------ no further than you can throw em. [Not quite - see below.] |
| Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds | Thunder Child | Flashing heat rays pissed the deck | Flashing heat rays pierced the deck |
| Michael Jackson | Black or White | I'm scared of no s**t | I ain't scared of no sheets |
| Radiohead | Creep | You're so very special | You're so f**king special |
| Green Day | American Idiot | Well maybe I'm the f**king America | Well maybe I'm the f----- America |
| Inner Circle | Sweat (A La La La La Long) | And if you cry out I'm gonna push s**t push s**t we'll s**t some more | And if you cry out I'm gonna push itPush it Push it some more |
| Fatboy Slim | Gangsta Trippin' | We've got the d**k down gangsta d**k | We've got to kick that gangsta s**t |
| Heavy D and the Boyz | Now that we found love | Balls are red and bollocks are blue | Roses are red and violets are blue |
| De La Soul | A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays' | Now as you pump your piss I reminisce | Now as you pump your fist I reminisce |
| Scissor Sisters | Filthy/Gorgeous | You dirty dirty faster | You're an acid junky college flunky dirty daddy bastard |
| TQ | Bye Bye Baby | It's gonna be f**king, I guarantee it | It's gonna be murder I guarantee it |
| Michael Jackson | Heal The World | See s**t shir into blushes | See the nations turn their swords into plowshares |
| Three 'N One presents Johnny Shaker | Pearl River | Believe we will keep the sperm alive | Believe we will keep this love alive |
| 20 Fingers featuring Gillette | Short d**k Man | Don't want no shored**k man | Don't want no short d**k man |
| House Of Pain | Jump Around | Donuts shop, shut the f**k up right from the kids on the hill. | Donuts shop, sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the hill. |
| House Of Pain | Jump Around | Someone's f**kin' junk. | Someone's talkin' junk. |
| Dr. Alban | It's My Life | What's that crap of a new guitar. | What's that crap, papa know it all. |
| Heavy D and the Boyz | Now that we found love | Yeah somebody f**king tell me | Yeah somebody got to tell me |
| Heavy D and the Boyz | Now that we found love | So why don't you just stretch. Stretch for sex. Play around the bottom so I can have a quick wreck. | So why don't you just stretch. Stretch for a sec. Lay by the fire so I can catch a quick rest. |
| Young Jeezy | Soul Survivor | Pants saggin' with my d**k in my draws | Pants saggin' with my gun in my draws |
| Blahzay Blahzay | Danger | When Malik is in the house | When the east is in the house |
| Green Day | Longview | You're f**king breaking | You're f**king lonely |
| TLC | Unpretty | My outsize my cool | My insides are blue |
| Dr. Alban | It's My Life | Stop f**king me, stop killing me | Stop forcing me, stop killing me |
| Bloodhound Gang | The Bad Touch | And then we'll do it ishy style so we can both watch "X-Files" | And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" |
| Young Jeezy | Soul Survivor | Tryin' to make it to the top for your *** get f**ked (now) | Tryin' to make it to the top for your *** get popped (now) |
| Free | All Right Now | Let's move before they raise the f**king ranch. | Let's move before they raise the parking rate. |
| Eminem | Headlights | Especially when dad, he f**ked our throat | Especially when dad, he f**ked us both |
| Redman | Da Goodness | Money talk, bulls**t walk, a*s crisp | Money talk, bulls**t walk, ask Kris |
| Mobb Deep | Quiet Storm | You ain't no wilding out for the knife-fist thrower | You ain't no wilding out for the night fist thrower |
| Juicy J | Bandz A Make Her Dance | Bend it over, Juicy J gone f**k it like wet paint | Bend it over, Juicy J gone poke it like wet paint |
| Alisha's Attic | I Am, I Feel | Don't cry my precious wankersI ain't got no sympathy for you | Don't cry my precious one, cozI ain't got no sympathy for you |
| Beautiful South | Don't Marry Her, Have Me | Don't marry her for me | Don't marry her, f**k me |
| Gary Barlow | Stronger [Metro Edit] | Lifeboats mean nothingI have tasted everything,But I can't win much longer (win much longer) now I'm feeling stronger | Life owes me nothing,I have tasted everything,But I can't wait much longer (wait much longer) now I'm feeling stronger |
| Akon | I Just Had Sex | So this one's dedicated to them girls that let us f**k around on top of them | So this one's dedicated to them girls that let us flop around on top of them |
| Lloyd Banks | I'm So fly | f**k around I got 40 clones now look down that's 40 stones | Look around I got 40 clones now look down that's 40 stones |
| Lightforce | Join Me | Who's the best, who's the best, who's the best... [etc.] | There are no lyrics, the song is largely instrumental. |
| Airscape | L'Esperanza | From dimension, from dimension, from dimension, from dimension...etc. | There are no lyrics. |
