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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take him by the hand, make love in the sand, if you give this man a ride, sweet Hannah, he will die

    Artist: Doors
    Real Lyric: Take him by the hand, make him understand, if you give this man a ride, sweet family will die

    The story:

    I dont even wanna talk about it.

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    Thanx. It was a pretty stupid lyric, but yeah. funny.

    Telekastr Jun 07, 2009 3:48 pm

    Okay, do the dude, and kill him. Pretty Freakin morbid. Don't screw with Hannah, no I mean literally. You will die.

    JMonkey Jun 03, 2009 8:14 am