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Username:	Telekastr
Favorite Music:	Rock
Favorite Artist:	Yes
Favorite Song:	God Save The Queen
Age:	31
Sex:	M
About Me:	I like prog, psychedelica, and metal. they should really have subcategiries for those. I also like the Doors, Led zeppelin, Allman bros band, the stones, yardbirds, metallica, queensryche, queen, the who, lynyrd skynrd, etc.

Telekastr's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Doors	Riders on the Storm	Take him by the hand, make love in the sand, if you give this man a ride, sweet Hannah, he will die	Take him by the hand, make him understand, if you give this man a ride, sweet family will die
Led Zeppelin	Stairway To Heaven	And if you tip him very hard, the jew will bother you a lo-ot	And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last
White Stripes, The	My Doorbell	But I don't eat and of your pita I got plenty of my own friends and all with honey	But I don't need any of your pity I got plenty of my own friends; they're all above me
Metallica	Sanitarium	A violin douche brings violined plans	But violent use brings violent plans
Led Zeppelin	Dazed and Confused	Want dead your woman, never bogged in for you	Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Led Zeppelin	All of My Love	I'm callin my glove to groom now	All of my love to you now
Led Zeppelin	The Ocean	Whacking in the Moonshine, rolling in the plane	Rocking in the moonshine, rolling in the grain
Led Zeppelin	Dazed and Confused	Bring home my heart and play	bring home my hard earned pay
Allman Brothers Band	Whippin' Post (Fillmore East Version)	Your Bedtime stays the same, and I can a rum	Ya Bad times stay the Same, and I can't run
Guns N' Roses	Knockin' On Heaven's Door	Mama take this fast parade	Mama take this badge from me
Nirvana	Smells Like Teen Spirit	I walk on coals to bring your friends to farm upstairs into pretend,your sober wars, a self-assured, and oh, god a dirty word heyo, heyo, heyo hell no/ heyo, heyo, heyo, hell no/heyo, heyo, heyo, oh no heyo heyo heyo heyowith mulatto, its less	Load up on guns and bring your friends, its fun to lose and to pretend,shes overboard, myself assured, i know i know a dirty wordHello (x 16)With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain usI feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain usA mulattoAn albinoA mosquitoMy libidoYea
Doors	Light My Fire	Come on babe we like papaya	Come on baby light my fire
Led Zeppelin	The Rover	Reversed the Sandman where heaven send man, I saw the kinks who wooed them on.	Traversed the planet when heaven sent me. I saw the kings who rule them all
Led Zeppelin	Misty Mountain Hop	There you sit sittin in there like a po' boy on a shelf but still, AAAAHHHH'm not drunk quite ye-het.	There you sit, sitting spare like a book on a shelf rustin', Ah, not trying to fight it.
David Bowie	Ziggy Stardust	making love with a seagull, ziggy sucked up into his mind like a keopard mousakka	Making love with his ego, Ziggy sucked up into his mindLike a leper messiah

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