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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Standing on your mother's corpse,
    You told me that you'd wait forever.
    Oh, and with the hammer in my hand,
    I knew that it was now or never.

    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Real Lyric: Standing on your mother's porchYou told me that you'd wait forever.Oh and when you held my hand, I knew that it was now, or never

    The story:

    I first heard this song on a radio by my workstation in a factory. The lyrics I heard seemed odd, but sing away I did. That is until I got a ride home from a friend of mine who loved this song. Boy, the look on his face when he heard those misunderstood lyrics.

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    I laughed til I cried... thanks for the laugh! :)

    Hollister24 Mar 16, 2012 5:12 pm

    Sounds a bit reminiscent of the Beatles' "Maxwell's Silver Hammer."

    crankarm Sep 13, 2011 11:06 am

    Did Bryan Adams have a real hate of his mother in law and did her in as per his wives wishes so they could finally be free together away from her forever?

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:22 pm

    I still think this is by far one of the funniest lyrics on this site, and the story is great too!

    PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 7:46 am

    Killing mother with a hammer... those were the best days of my life!

    FuzzzWuzzz Apr 07, 2010 11:00 am

    lol this would make a great death metal song

    elvisbluntman777 Aug 18, 2009 5:00 pm

    OK, that's gruesome!

    HistoryMajor352 Jun 17, 2009 10:13 pm

    *horror music plays* Murder scene! lol

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:40 pm

    It really changes the mood of the song. I love it.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:36 am

    The slasher movie soundtracks really missed out by not getting this song and lyrics!

    Stormeevampira Feb 27, 2009 1:37 pm

    Hihi! I thought this was better than the original :P

    Apebetta Dec 09, 2008 5:51 pm