Profile
| Username: |
HistoryMajor352 |
| Favorite Music: |
Rock |
| Favorite Artist: |
Rush |
| Favorite Song: |
Red Barchetta |
| Age: |
56 |
| Sex: |
M |
| About Me: |
Unspecified |
HistoryMajor352's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers | Running Down a Dream | Running Down A Geek | Running Down a Dream |
| Kid Rock | I Am The Bull God | I am the pool guy, I have chlorine... | I am the bull god, I am free... |
| Tim McGraw | Indian Outlaw | He's my idiot in-law... | I'm an Indian outlaw... |
| Joe Diffie | Third Rock From The Sun | Truck hits a pit bull in the Shoney's parking lot... | Truck hits the Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot... |
| Steve Miller Band | Jungle Love | You treat me like I was your ocean / You swim in my butt when it's warm... | You treat me like I was your ocean / You swim in my blood when it's warm... |
| John Mellencamp | Pink Houses | I remember when you could starve a fly. | I remember when you could stop a clock. |
| Ohio Players | Fire | The way you swerve and curve, really wrecks my nads... | The way you swerve and curve, really wrecks my nerves... |
| Rob Zombie | More Human Than Human | More Human Than Cuban | More Human Than Human |
| Linda Ronstadt | Love Is A Rose | Love is a nose, and you'd better not pick it... | Love is a rose, but you better not pick it... |
| Cupid | The Cupid Shuffle | Drown in bouillabaisse, bouillabaisse, bouillabaisse... | Down, down, do you dance, do you dance... |
| Lady Gaga | Paparazzi | Yellow dents in my turd | Yellow dance in return |
| Rimes, Leann | Blue | Now that it's over, I realizedThose Greek words yo whispered, were nothing but lies | Now that it's over, I realized Those sweet words you whispered, were nothing but lies |
| Danny And The Juniors | At The Hop | Get your lips wet with a chicken at the hop | You *chalypso* when you chicken at the hop |
| Enrique Iglesias | Bailamos | By the balls, let the rhythm take you over by the balls... | Bailamos, Let the rhythm take you over, Bailamos... |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Dog | I'm the dog, the big fat dog... | I'm the dog, the big bad dog... |
| Def Leppard | Pour Some Sugar on Me | Mail me like a bomb, baby come on get it on... | Love is like a bomb, baby come on get it on... |
| Taylor Swift | 22 | It feels like a perfect night to dress up like Hitler... | It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters... |
| Aerosmith | I Donīt Want To Miss A Thing | Lying close to you, feeling your hard weiner... | Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating... |
