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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Soy for a cancer sore
    I'm a lizard's baby, so why don't you kill me?

    Artist: Beck
    Song: Loser
    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedorI'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?



    The story:

    I used to sing the song with the wrong lyrics when I was little, and they made perfect sense - we lved in Las Vegas, right outside the city, and if there was a lizard(or any other desert animal in the house) my mom would either pick it up and throw it back outside or squish it. Depending on how poisonous it was. At thirteen, when I was still singing the song with the wrong lyrics, my brother actually began to make fun of me ... pointing out, in front of all of his friend, the real lyrics.

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