Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,293 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    So grab your rose and ring side seat
    We're back home at Potters Bar

    Real Lyric: So grab your rose and ring side seatWe're back home at Conroy's bar

    The story:

    Potters Bar is a quiet, upmarket, commuter town near
    London. For a while this song did not convey the
    image of lurking menace and prowling vampires at
    night. I thought of packed commuter trains chugging
    out of Euston to take the weary commuting workers
    home. Also, a Redcap, in Britain, is a military
    policeman. To any one who has done time in the Army,
    this trumps the intended **sociation with
    (hallucinogenic mushrooms?) intended in the song...
    cultural difference there, rather than a misheard...

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!

    Why the fuck is the "ass" bleeped out in words like "association"? Makes no sense...

    AgProv Jul 27, 2014 11:41 am