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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Smile, darn ya, smile,
    You know this old world is a great world after all; Smile, darn ya, smile
    And you'll be eating cupcakes in the Fall,
    Things are never black as they are painted,
    Why not you go enjoy some beer that's tainted....

    Artist: Sammy Davis Jr
    Real Lyric: Smile, darn ya, smileYou know this old world is a great world after all; Smile, darn ya, smileAnd right away watch "Lady Luck" pay you a callThings are never black as they are paintedTime for you and joy to get acquainted...

    The story:

    I first encountered this song in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", and I assumed that since it was being sung by Toons, it was supposed to be nonsensical (besides, I was distracted by what was going on in the movie)... It wasn't until I finally thought to look up the lyrics online that I found out what they're supposed to be.

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