onkilter's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Robert Lowry	He Arose	Deep in the gravy lay, Jesus my Savior;Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord:Up from the gravy he rose!	Deep in the grave He lay, Jesus my Savior;Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord:Up from the grave he arose!
Tony Joe White	Poke Salad Annie	Everybody said it was a shame, 'cause her mama was a-wicked on-a changin'	Everybody said it was a shame 'Cause the mama was working on the chain-gang
Sammy Davis Jr	Smile Darn Ya Smile	Smile, darn ya, smile,You know this old world is a great world after all; Smile, darn ya, smileAnd you'll be eating cupcakes in the Fall,Things are never black as they are painted,Why not you go enjoy some beer that's tainted....	Smile, darn ya, smileYou know this old world is a great world after all; Smile, darn ya, smileAnd right away watch "Lady Luck" pay you a callThings are never black as they are paintedTime for you and joy to get acquainted...
Elton John	Goodbye Yellow Brick Road	Goodbye yellow-brick road; where the docks of society how. You can't keep geese in a penthouse: I'm going back to Mount Cloud. Back to the moulds & the sows & the woulds, humpin' the horny-backed cows-duh. No, I found the rest of my future life, beyond th	Goodbye yellow-brick road; where the dogs of society how. You can't plant me in your penthouse: I'm going back to my plough. Back to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the horny back toad. Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow-brick