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    Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy.

    Artist: Deep Purple
    Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky



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    Actually, a friend of mine who was in a band, got a request from a very intoxicated person at a club about 10 years ago

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    @Metalligirl Well, the alt lyrics are funny, so now I sing it like that every time like CowboyJimbo.

    skinner Mar 05, 2011 9:24 am


    "There's gonna be a whole hell of alot of people in trouble if Walter has to come to the rescue!" LMFAO! Skinner, you made me literally drop my Coke and fall over laughing with the image!

    Metalligirl Mar 02, 2011 7:29 pm


    That is funny, The story is too.

    PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 7:53 am


    this actually is a lyric in Barenaked Ladies' "Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel"

    beezelbop Nov 30, 2010 9:22 pm


    After seeing these lyrics, I am going to intentionally sing it this way! LOL!

    CowboyJimbo64 May 15, 2010 11:46 am


    After seeing these lyrics, I am going to intentionally sing it this way! LOL!

    CowboyJimbo64 May 15, 2010 11:45 am


    I'm dutch, in Holland we have a radioprogramme for mistakes like this. You speak english all day and THIS is what you make of it? ridiculous, but go on, I'm nearly undet the table.

    mama_appelsap Mar 10, 2010 3:53 pm


    you know the song is about a fire, well maybe THESE are the secret lyrics where deep purple curse the fire department! lmao (still laughing btw)

    Ninja_Penguin89 Mar 08, 2010 7:40 am


    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spit all over my screen. There's gonna be a whole hell of alot of people in trouble if Walter has to come to the rescue. Is he slow because he thinks he's underpaid or he's just lazy or what....

    skinner Mar 07, 2010 10:04 am


    Omg i laughed so much i started crying xD

    Ninja_Penguin89 Feb 09, 2010 1:11 pm


    on local radio station, someone asked the dj to play "Smokin Walter"--the dj asked "What?????"--guy sang, "Smokin Walter, the fire engine guy"--we almost drove off the road laughing!!

    tripsonsticks Dec 29, 2009 6:33 pm


    I heard Smoke Under water. A fire in disguise.

    sagewiz Sep 15, 2009 3:19 am


    I like "Smoke and Drink Water, the hydrated cancer guy".

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:42 am