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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sleep with one eye open
    Gripping your pillow tight

    Eggs tonight
    Eggs all night
    Take my hand
    Off to never never land

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Sleep with one eye openGripping your pillow tightExit lightEnter nightTake my handOff to never never land

    The story:

    I was totally into a guy who loved Metallica even though I had barely heard anything by them before. So once I had heard this song a few times and we were at a party together, I started signing along to show him I was cool and knew the song, but instead he couldn't stop laughing at me about eggs.

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