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    "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."

    Artist: Tom Jones
    Song: She's A Lady
    Real Lyric: She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.."



    The story:

    Recently went to youtube as a female friend
    provided a link to "Republican Women vs. Democrat
    Women", recommending this as she thought it was
    really a hoot-and-a-holler, knee-slap funny.
    Turned out it was, but NOT for what she thought
    were the same reasons;)
    She's a political person, me not so much; she
    swings toward the so-called 'Right', I am an
    Independent, so I try to call 'em as I see 'em.
    She's also a lady. For real.
    Anyway, the maker of this video thought they were
    being verrry clever by using the legendary Tom
    Jones' classic "She's A Lady", while the vid
    rolled on & all the paid courtesans who advance a
    certain agenda are displayed in various still
    photographs: overall a nice collection of Botox,
    collagen injections, plastic surgery & silicone
    augmentation, photos heavily retouched, doctored,
    like nothing seen since Joe Stalin's time;
    Well I must've heard ol' Tom sing this on my 8-
    Track player in the early '70s, & always thought
    it hilarious that probably due to his Welsh accent
    he mispronounces winner "wiener"!
    "...she's a wiener..."
    But now in this context it took on further added
    significance as the political aspect made it take
    on a new dimension since first hearing it in 1971,
    the "Neo-Conservative" lovelies on parade were
    being unknowingly described as "wieners"
    paradoxically by the very same people who were
    trying to make them and their politics seem
    "cOOl".
    I'm sure they wouldn't want their sexy
    propagandists to be perceived as wieners...
    "Holy Faux Pas Batman!"
    Irony of ironies, and how delicious - and how!
    Then it hit me: radio provocateur Michael Savage!
    Before he created that licen$e to print money,
    'for the rubes' persona, he was Michael WIENER!
    Yeah, these corporate concubines were being called
    "wiener" unwittingly by an acolyte, and
    undoubtedly their male 'spiritual counterpart',
    equivalent Michael Savage, actually was also a BIG
    Wiener!
    After all, his show "Savage Nation" wouldn't get
    the ratings and notoriety if it were "Wiener
    Nation" now would it?
    To be fair to all the participants on the
    political pundit circuit, this is all bullsh*t,
    their careers depend on their slavish adherence to
    orthodoxy, lest they be replaced like a Kleenex
    tissue.
    It doesn't matter whether they actually believe
    the rhetoric, just that they've an attractive
    presence - and paycheck.
    How else could they maintain their beauteous
    appearance - no money, no funny...
    Just like their followers to see or find out what
    skeletons are hanging in >their< closets, whether
    they're into S & M, Bondage, or are even female
    because some look transgender to me, but frankly
    Scarlett, I personally don't give a damn.
    But take Michael Wiener for instance, he used to
    guard Dr. Timothy Leary's pad up in Upstate
    Millbrook, NY when he was conducting LSD research,
    & went swimming in the Pacific, nude w/ 'Beats'
    Allan Ginsburg (who was gay) & Lawrence
    Ferlinghetti in the early '60s;

    Wiener = Hot dog everybody! Surf's up!;D;

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    RyoMasterSan referencing, "...that is what I'd truly like to be...'cause if I were an 'Oscar Mayer' etc., everyone would be in lo♥e wiff me!", ??? Humming is great, but nothing beats playing a frankfurter-shaped ocarina. Really relished (your) reply.

    Betelgeuse Oct 07, 2012 8:46 am


    hum...

    RyoMasterSan Oct 07, 2012 12:51 am


    Albert Salami, wasn't he also in a 50's film-noir flick with Sal Monella and Ed Coli?

    Betelgeuse Sep 17, 2012 1:12 pm


    How would I know? Betelgeuse, you must have me mistaken for veteran Hollywood actor Albert Salami.

    Serendipitydoo Jun 22, 2012 12:17 am


    BTW, doesn't Oscar Mayer also make a lot of baloney too, as do the political apologist 'pundits'? Hold the mayo...

    Betelgeuse Nov 22, 2011 1:54 am


    Ha, ha! Oscar Mayer up next I suppose.

    Serendipitydoo Aug 30, 2011 1:47 pm