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Betelgeuse's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Paul McCartney | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around),Get your feet up off the ground,So the lid will get around," | "Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around),Get your feet up off the ground,Live a little, get around" |
| The Five Keys | Ling Ting Tong | I went to Chinatown'way back in old Hong KongTo get some Egg Foo YungAnd then I heard a gongLing ting tong tried to sing that songCalled Thai-Smoke'em-Buddha, ehThai-Smoke'em-BooLing Ting Tong, he would never be wrong | I went to Chinatown'way back in old Hong KongTo get some Egg Foo YungAnd then I heard a gongLing Ting Tong tried to sing that songCalled Tie-ess-a mo-cum boo-die-ayTie-ess-a mo-cum booLing Ting Tong, he would never be wrongGo on and sing your song, a-Ling Ting TongAnd I looked aroundThe lights were going downAnd this is what I foundA back in Chinatown |
| Allan Sherman | Camp Granada | "I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Lynyrd Skynyrd; He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner." | "Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. All the counselors hate the waiters, And the lake has alligators, And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don't want that this should scare you, But my bunkmate has malaria. You remember Jeffery Hardy, They're about to organize a searching party. Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda, Take me home, I hate Granada! Don't leave me out in the forest, Where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise, Or mess the house with other boys, O please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day. Dearest Father, Darling Mother, How's my precious little brudda? Let me come home if you miss me, I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, guys are sailing. Playing baseball, gee that's betta, Mudda, Fadda kindly disregard this letta!" |
| Tom Jones | She's A Lady | "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.." | She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.." |
| The Beatles | Eight days a week | "Hey Say Louise":"Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥ve me. I ain't got nothin' but l♥ve girl, Hey say Louise..." | "Eight Days A Week":"Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥ve me. I ain't got nothin' but l♥ve girl, Eight days a week..." |
| Monkees | Pleasant Valley Sunday | "...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status in Boullé..." | "...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land..." |
| Monkees | (Theme From) The Monkees | "Here we come, walking down the street,we get the funniest lips from everyone we meet..." | "Here we come, walking down the street, we get the funniest looks from everyone we meet..." |
| David Bowie | Time | "Time - he flexes like a whore / Falls swanking to the floor, his trick is you & me, boy..." | "Time - he flexes like a whore / Falls WANKING to the floor, his trick is you & me, boy..." |
| LP | Into the Wild | "Somebody lo♥es potatoes,come sail us a runaway train..." | "Somebody left the gate open, come save us a runaway train..." |
| CeCe Peniston | Finally | "Vita-Lea™, Vita-Lea™, yeah, yeah, oww... Vita-Lea™ it has happened to me, right in front of my face, and I just can not hide it... | "Finally, finally, yeah, yeah, oww... "Finally, it has happened to me, right in front of my face, and I just can not hide it... |
| Donovan | Sunshine Superman | "Everybody's hustlin' a-just to have a little 'C'..." | "Everybody's hustlin' a-just to have a little scene..." |
