She was a girl, that had a label
Who told her that she was a punk
She tried so hard, to look hardcore
But she's a pop whore
She dressed up punk, she'd never tell
She wore Abercrombie stuff as well.
But all of her fans they didn't care
She was a

The story:

a friend and I overheard a girl at work singing along. We went into hysterics however, choose not to tell her. We played the cd often and told everyone else in the office to listen for her version. as far as I am aware she remains blissfully unaware!!