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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She seems to hearken in blizzards for Dutchmen!

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!

    The story:

    I couldn't stop laughing when I heard the real song on the album years after the first hearing. I first heard it on the radio when washing up when I was about 10 and thought it was about, well, that. I then forgot about it for a while until Dad got me until all the old music, one of them Genesis. Heard the Invisible Touch album, heard the song, and as soon as the chorus came up, and laughed all the way through.

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