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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    she had a pocket full of horses, children some of them abused

    Artist: Prince
    Real Lyric: she had a pocket full of horses, trojans, some of them used

    The story:

    When this song was in heavy rotation on the radio in the early 80's I was only like 7 or 8 years old, so when I heard this lyric and tried to make sense of it, abused children was all I could come up with. Needless to say, a 7-year-old does NOT know what "Trojans" means in this context, so of course I couldn't have known!!!!
    Since I'd been singing it wrong my whole childhood, I never stopped to consider that the lyric wasn't what I thought, even long after I was old enought to understand what Trojans were...

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