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    Shave your fuzzy underarms!

    Real Lyric: Save Big Money at Menard's

    The story:

    I make up lyrics for the stupid, repetitive local commercials!

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    Funny, even though you probably didn't hear it like that. Whenever I hear that commercial, I say "Spend big money at Menards" !!!!

    Poof19 May 23, 2008 5:50 pm

    My fiance sings "Save big money with yer nards."

    raven1a May 09, 2008 2:12 pm