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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shamu the mysterious whale

    Artist: U2
    Real Lyric: She moves in mysterious ways

    The story:

    every one laughed

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    I will never look at killer whales the same way again.

    Chunkboi Jul 14, 2013 3:50 pm

    Great, sounds like 1960's flower power type lyrics I think. Def better than original.

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:59 pm

    this is the best one lolol omgggggggggggggggg........ i saw this a few years ago when the person submitted this and still always sing it this way lol

    dreamygrl Sep 18, 2009 3:10 pm


    starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:33 am

    haha, that's awesome xD

    jadefyre Jul 09, 2009 1:34 am

    I will always sing this version now haha

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:33 pm

    What Mailinator said.

    served_raw Feb 16, 2009 4:56 pm

    Best misheard lyric ever. I shall also join the ranks of those who sing Shamu at this song.

    caseyello3 Aug 29, 2008 6:40 am

    from now on, i'm always singing it your way. bless you, kind sir.

    Mailinator Aug 05, 2008 3:32 pm

    from now on, i'm always singing it your way. bless you, kind sir.

    Mailinator Aug 05, 2008 3:31 pm