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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Mysterious Ways" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by U2

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Mysterious Ways" by U2? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Mysterious Ways" Lyrics

    Shamu the mysterious whale
    She moved to Wisteria Lane
    Her boobs are mysterious shapes
    Shamoo's a mysterious whale...
    She poops in a serious way
    People eat horse s**t....
    If you want to kiss this guy, better lea
    She's stupid - You're sliding down - She
    eating from a cat
    Johnny, take a dive with your sister Lor

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