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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sex and drugs and sausage rolls are all my body needs

    Artist: Ian Dury
    Real Lyric: Sex and drugs and rock and roll are all my body needs

    The story:

    Look, you get hungry. Then while you're hungry and wondering what to eat, you listen to some sounds. And what better for a hard-working hard-living rock singer coimng off stage after an energetic gig, than a high-calorie pastry consisting of sausage meat wrapped in sumptuous puff pastry? replenisih those calories, Ian...

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