The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let the choir sing
The Misheard: Level crossing
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Real Lyric: Gonna dress you up in my love.
The Misheard: Gonna dress you up in Mylar.
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Real Lyric: Dress you up in my love all over all over Gonna dress you up in my love All over your body
The Misheard: Gonna dress you up as my dog Here Rover, here Rover Gonna dress you up as my dog Here Rover, my doggy
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some bagels
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
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Real Lyric: "Young girl with eyes like the desert"
The Misheard: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes"
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I wanked off some degos
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
The Misheard: Bubble-gum breech, I'm in loser's sleeve
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach. I'm in trouble deep.
The Misheard: Papa don't preach. I hit puberty
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Real Lyric: I'm keeping my baby, I'm gonna keep my baby
The Misheard: I'm eating my baby, I'm gonna eat my baby
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