The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' Jed and Lionel.
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle..
The Misheard: Message in a butthole..
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I chase the rains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: A we ma way....A we ma way..... A we ma way....A we ma way.....
The Misheard: I wet the bed....I wet the bed.... I wet the bed....I wet the bed....
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Real Lyric: Layla! You've got me on my knees. Layla! I'm begging, darling, please. Layla! Darling, won't you ease my worried mind?
The Misheard: Hey Girl! You've got me on my knees. Hey Girl! I'm bleeding, darling, please. Hey Girl! Darling, won't you leave my love behind?
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Real Lyric: I'm hot sticky sweet from my head to my feet, yah
The Misheard: I'm hot stinky feet from my head to my future.
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Bodies are around and pass the wine around
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Real Lyric: i try to say goodbye and i choke, try to walk away and i stumble, though i try to hide it, its clear, my world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I try to say goodbye and i toke, try to walk away and i stumble, though i cant get high yet, its clear, i wear goggles when u are not here
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Real Lyric: She makes a mean steak and she's an eyeful
The Misheard: She makes mean steakcakes and apples
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Real Lyric: Opps! I Did It Again
The Misheard: Opps! I Ate Your Brains Again
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