The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I met a client for the first time. We went to lunch. He used the initial J. for his first name. When I asked what the J. stands for, he replied that it was Jed. I said, "Oh, like the song Big ol' Jed and Lionel!" He said,"pardon?" I added, "You know, the Steve Miller Band song." He called me an idiot (no joking), and corrected me.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/24/2001 5:02 pm
Age it happened
41
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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