The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I shouldn't think anymore tonight
The Misheard: I shouldn't drink anymore tonight
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Real Lyric: You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies, huarache sandals too
The Misheard: You'd see 'em wearin' their Archie sandals too
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: When a redneck gives a f**k
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Real Lyric: ...and we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died
The Misheard: ...and we sang dirties in the dark the day the music died
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems have an invisible talk show
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Real Lyric: Losing my religion
The Misheard: Lucy Mary Lee John
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Real Lyric: Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: Ppppput your fanny on the shelf
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Real Lyric: The pinball wizard has such a supple wrist.
The Misheard: The pinball wizard has such a soulful wrist.
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Real Lyric: i've been riding through the desert on a horse with no name.
The Misheard: i've been eating my dessert on a whore with no legs.
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Real Lyric: enough to drive you nuts
The Misheard: and not to drag your nuts
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