The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm the rocketman
The Misheard: You better recognize
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Real Lyric: If you wannabe my lover You gotta get with my friends Make it last forever friendship never ends
The Misheard: If you wannabe my lover You got to understand Myboobs are made of rubber I used to be a man
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Real Lyric: We want you as our new recruit
The Misheard: We want you in our groovy crew
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Real Lyric: I pick a book up, and I turn the sheets down...
The Misheard: I pick up a cup, and I turn the sheets down...
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Real Lyric: What a nice surprise Bring your alibis
The Misheard: What a nice surprise When your lover dies
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Real Lyric: I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless,but not for long
The Misheard: s**t happens, I'm feeling bad I got some of mine, in a bag It's useless, but not for long
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Real Lyric: ive got to praise you like i should
The Misheard: ive got to praise you like a sheep
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Real Lyric: I'm not sure what it is...I think it's whacked for my daddy-o
The Misheard: Wax for my patio
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Real Lyric: Slam you body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and zig a zig ah
The Misheard: Solly wolly wa and wollies all around Solly wolly wa and zig a zig ah
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Real Lyric: I've got two turn tables and a microphone
The Misheard: I've got two end tables and a bike at home
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