The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Goin 500 on a pelican
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Real Lyric: Thank you India, thank you terror, thank you disillusionment
The Misheard: Thank you Arabia, thank you terrorists, thank you Istanbul sandwich.....
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eyes wide You've got your big gees I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my ass wipe You've got your big cheese I've got my hash pipe
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Real Lyric: Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee
The Misheard: Oh Canada, we stand on our four feet
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: She's a freak ow
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Real Lyric: Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
The Misheard: Someone saved my life tonight, should have they?
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Real Lyric: b***hes love me cause they know that i can rock
The Misheard: Nothing can replace the outside loo
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Real Lyric: Angie, Angie
The Misheard: I ain't Jeff, I ain't Jeff
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Real Lyric: i was raised by a toothless bearded hag
The Misheard: i was raised by a two faced widowed hag
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown.....
The Misheard: Autum leaves the ground
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