The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was walking out of the Rolling Stones concert in Norman Oklahoma and over-heard a couple having a discussion. The lady was quite drunk mad because she didn't get to hear her favorite Stones song. He boyfriend asked which song it was. She said, "I ain't Jeff." He looked puzzled and asked her to sing it because he had no idea what song it was. She began to sing "I ain't Jeff, I ain't Jeff but you can't say I didn't try." Everyone within ear shot started laughing hysterically and he just shook his head and told her that they only had a certain amount of songs they could play in a show.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
2/28/2002 2:57 pm
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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