Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,792 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    I ain't Jeff, I ain't Jeff

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Song: Angie
    Real Lyric: Angie, Angie



    The story:

    I was walking out of the Rolling Stones concert in Norman Oklahoma and over-heard a couple having a discussion. The lady was quite drunk mad because she didn't get to hear her favorite Stones song. He boyfriend asked which song it was. She said, "I ain't Jeff." He looked puzzled and asked her to sing it because he had no idea what song it was. She began to sing "I ain't Jeff, I ain't Jeff but you can't say I didn't try." Everyone within ear shot started laughing hysterically and he just shook his head and told her that they only had a certain amount of songs they could play in a show.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!