The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got my books and my poetry to protect me.
The Misheard: I've got my books and my boa tree to protect me.
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street
The Misheard: Down on the corner, Haoles in the street
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Real Lyric: He's got the action, he's got the motion, well the boy can play. Dedication, devotion...
The Misheard: He's got the aspirin, he's got the Motrin, well the boy can play. Medication and lotion...
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille- four hungry children and a crop in the fields......
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille- four hundred children and a crop in the field
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Real Lyric: You're like a first morning dew on a brand new day.
The Misheard: You're like a football in glue on a brand new day.
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Real Lyric: heart breaker,soul shaker i've been told about you steamroller,midnight stroller what they've been saying must be true
The Misheard: i break the salt shaker i been told about you steamrolled in minnesota my boyhood sin busted too
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Real Lyric: We were both caught makin' Love on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: We were both Buck Naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
The Misheard: Music makes the marshmellows stick together
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Real Lyric: i'll buy you a diamond ring my girl if it makes you feel all right
The Misheard: i'll buy you a diamond ring my girl if it makes you feel all wet
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Real Lyric: ...I want to be sedated...
The Misheard: ...I want a piece of David...
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