The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' 'bout moving in, and I don't want to change your mind....
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' 'bout klamidea....
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Real Lyric: Here come the jesters, 1,2,3
The Misheard: Here come the Jetsons, 1,2,3
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Real Lyric: Our Lips Are Sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: Ob-la-di Ob-la-da! Life goes on. Ahhhhh! (Something something) Life goes on (I still don't know what the 'something something' is.)
The Misheard: Ob-la-di Ob-la-da! Light goes on. Ahhhhh! All the little lights go on.
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Real Lyric: Dude Looks Like a Lady
The Misheard: Do the calculator
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Real Lyric: I'm a survivor
The Misheard: I'm a bus driver
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Real Lyric: He is a speed bump magnet
The Misheard: he has the speed boat madness
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Real Lyric: I woke up this morning and the sun was gone Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song Closed my eyes and I slipped away
The Misheard: I woke up this morning my nissan was gone Turned on some music to start my day And asked myself "Where's Nissan?" Closed my eyes and I slipped away
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Real Lyric: If you want to get down, down on the ground cocaine.
The Misheard: If you want to get down, down on the ground, chow mein.
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Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her
The Misheard: I'm so affable
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