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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you want to get down, down on the ground, chow mein.

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Song: Cocaine
    Real Lyric: If you want to get down, down on the ground cocaine.

    The story:

    When I was in 8th grade this band played at my middle school and the principal refused to let them play "that" song unless they changed the lyrics. We were rockin until we had to groove to Chinese cuisine.

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    Submitted on

    4/5/2002 6:57 pm

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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