The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I shot the the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot miss sharon, but i did not shoot her daddy
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Real Lyric: Can't Explain (sung at the end of each line)
The Misheard: Panic Flame
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Real Lyric: We got friendly down in the sand
The Misheard: We got friendly, now she's my friend
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: I sure hope your breasts are small and humble, so he won't confuse them with mine
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Real Lyric: Hey, alright! If I get by.
The Misheard: Hey, alright! Funkified!
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Spying on my raindrops, I'm still just a renegade
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Real Lyric: hold me closer tiny dancer count the headlights on the highway lay me down on sheets of linen we had a busy day today
The Misheard: hold me close im trying to dance sir count the head lice on the highway pay me down now shes a lemon we had a lazy day today
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Real Lyric: Cut my life in two pieces, this is my last resort
The Misheard: Cut my WIFE into pieces, this is my last resort
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Real Lyric: My Sharona
The Misheard: My sore boner
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my Hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my ass wiped You've got your big cheese I've got my Hash pipe
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