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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    hold me close im trying to dance sir
    count the head lice on the highway
    pay me down now shes a lemon
    we had a lazy day today

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: hold me closer tiny dancercount the headlights on the highwaylay me down on sheets of linenwe had a busy day today

    The story:

    I was at a sleep-over and one of my friends asked "whos a lemon?" and I told her it was how the song goes but she looked up the lyrics and I sang it wrong

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/14/2006 2:33 pm

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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