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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Come, Come, Come on and let me out

    The Misheard: Come, Come, Come on and eat me out

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    Artist: J. Geils Band

    Song: Centerfold

    Real Lyric: Angel is the centerfold

    The Misheard: Angels in the synagogue

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one, But the kid is not my son...

    The Misheard: She's just a girl who says that I am the one, but the s**t is not my son...

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: Here we are now

    The Misheard: We´re Nirvana

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: give it away give it away give it away now

    The Misheard: give me my pay give me my pay give me my pay now

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: Sing us a song you're the piano man

    The Misheard: Sing us a song yellow piano man

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed...

    The Misheard: I will soon see you...

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: And a little burley girly gave my anus curly whirley [and asked if I needed a ride]

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again

    The Misheard: I've got no job, and I'm an immigrant

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: Daydream Believer

    Real Lyric: Cheer up, sleepy Jean

    The Misheard: Teardrop, see Bejing

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