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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's just a girl who says that I am the one,
    but the s**t is not my son...

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,But the kid is not my son...



    The story:

    Well, I am from Germany, so listening to english songs is a bit different for me than listening to german lyrics because english is not my mother language.

    I knew that is has to be 'kid', but everytime I hear this song, I swear I hear 's**t'. Which is funny to me, because Michael Jackson spend(s) a lot of money to help kids.
    Dr. Jackson and Mr. Hide???
    There was no moment of embarrassement (?), because many of my friends agree with me that he sings it in a strange way.

    The other mistake in the first line depends on that the word 'claim' is not one of my typical words I use, when I write or talk english. So I instinctively preferred the easiest way, but I think it makes the same sense, doesn't it?

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