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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

    Real Lyric: laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder, under the covers.

    The Misheard: laughing like children, living like lovers, bowling like gunther, under the covers.

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.

    The Misheard: I get no time to rock n roll again when I'm playing on my cheap guitar.

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: This is How You Remind Me

    Real Lyric: It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story

    The Misheard: I'm like you, different story, Gonna steal an Asian man's Ferrari

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    Artist: Fugees

    Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song

    Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers

    The Misheard: Strumming my bed with his fingers

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    Artist: Five For Fighting

    Song: Superman

    Real Lyric: well we finished up the record and we think that its the s**t

    The Misheard: well, we finished up the record, and we all needa s**t

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    Artist: Four Seasons

    Song: Big Girls Don't Cry

    Real Lyric: Big girls don't cry Big girls don't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)

    The Misheard: Big girls, small fry Big girls, small fry-yi-yi (they don't cry)

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint.

    The Misheard: Hey! Way! We've gotta nuke 'em plain.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Magic Dance

    Real Lyric: Dance magic dance

    The Misheard: Pants magic pants

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    Artist: Juice Newton

    Song: Angel Of The Morning

    Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning, angel Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby

    The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning, angel Just brush your teeth before you eat me, baby

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    Artist: BTO

    Song: Takin' Care Of Business

    Real Lyric: We get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning and take the 8:15 into the city.

    The Misheard: I get up every morning to the alarm clock swarming and try to shake off my stiffy.

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