well, we finished up the record, and we all needa s**t

The story:

A local radio station had a contest in which people had to call in and finish the song lyric that the DJ played. Confident that I knew the lyrics to "Superman," I called in, and through a stroke of good luck, the DJ answered my call! Too bad it was WRONG! I didn't win concert tickets, everyone heard my mistake, plus, the DJ had asked my name before I answered, so people knew it was me.