The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like Frankie said I did it my way
The Misheard: That freaky sh*t I did it my way
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Real Lyric: He said, "This one's for Becky," as he watched the last one fall.
The Misheard: He said this once to Becky as he washed the bathroom floor
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me two, Give me five, Give me a dollar twenty-five.
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police shot my dog
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Real Lyric: I must confess, that my loneliness, is killin' me now. Don't you know I still believe...
The Misheard: I must confess, that my stuffiness, is killin' me now. Don't you know I payed for these...
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Real Lyric: A girl with kaleidescoppe eyes
The Misheard: A girl with kaleidis goes by
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Real Lyric: everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
The Misheard: everybody needs a bosom, poor girl
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me.
The Misheard: Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me.
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Real Lyric: I have been around the world. Looking for that woman girl
The Misheard: I have been around the world. Looking for that Mormon girl.
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Real Lyric: Do I ever cross your mind, anytime?
The Misheard: Do I ever cross your 'hind, in time?
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