The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For handing you A heart worth breaking
The Misheard: For heading you A hardwood-breaking
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Real Lyric: Tropical drink melting in your hand
The Misheard: Drop of cocaine melting in your hand
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Real Lyric: people say I'm obsessed
The Misheard: people say I have sex
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Real Lyric: dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite
The Misheard: jason's war, jason's liar jason's dragon fire and things he will bite
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Real Lyric: Autumns sweet we call it fall Ill make it to the moon if I have to crawl and With the birds Ill share This lonely view...
The Misheard: Autumn's wheat bet called her pa Ill make it to the mood if i have to crawl and With the birds of shame Its a lonley view
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Real Lyric: We've had it with your discipline
The Misheard: We hadda get the Death Star Plans
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Sores on my genitals
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: My Sister mis-heard them as "Pay the Rent Collect"
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Real Lyric: Walking in your footsteps
The Misheard: Walking in your foodstamps
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Real Lyric: It's our problem free philosophy
The Misheard: It's our problem free lots of bees
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