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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    jason's war, jason's liar
    jason's dragon fire
    and things he will bite

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: dreams of war, dreams of liarsdreams of dragon's fireand of things that will bite



    The story:

    We pretty much all know the song, but my 5 year old, has only been a Met fan for 2 years. Hell, I give him props for the ability to sing this song from memory.

    He adores Jason Newsted, so that made it even better. it took me forever to convince him the words were wrong. Then asked, "What's wrong with my version?"

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