The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: might as well face it
The Misheard: minners wear faces
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Real Lyric: Eaton rifles
The Misheard: Please turn right folks
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Real Lyric: chiqutita tell me whats wrong
The Misheard: s**tty tea cup tell me whats wrong!
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again
The Misheard: I catch nine trout for Bret Saberhagen
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Real Lyric: Pissing the night away
The Misheard: This is an idle wave
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Real Lyric: you'll be dancing once again then the pain will end, sing a new song chiquitita
The Misheard: we'll be dancing once again like a bedhouin, sing a new song chiquitita
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Real Lyric: Paperback Writer
The Misheard: Paid for my Chrysler
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Real Lyric: I can see us dying, are we?
The Misheard: I can see a stallion half-breed
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Real Lyric: Tragedy! When the feeling's gone, and you can't go on it's tragedy!
The Misheard: Tragedy! When you're on a slide, and you hit your side, it's tragedy!
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Real Lyric: A Denial! A Denial!
The Misheard: I'm the night owl! I'm the night owl!
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