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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: Friends In Low Places

    Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces, Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis.

    The Misheard: I'm not big on sausage gravy.

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    Artist: Cornershop

    Song: Brimful Of Asha

    Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

    The Misheard: Everybody needs some birth control pills

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Aeroplane

    Real Lyric: i like pleasurespiked with pain and music is my aeroplane it's my aeroplan

    The Misheard: i like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my yellow wall it's my yellow wal

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive

    The Misheard: Ah Ah Ah Ah Stain a lot, Stain a lot

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: The Ballad Of John And Yoko

    Real Lyric: The newspapers said, "She gone to his head."/They look just like two gurus in drag.

    The Misheard: The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head."/They look just like two poodles in drag.

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She don't like losing it to her it's still a game.

    The Misheard: She don't like losing it, to hurry 'Circle K'.

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

    Real Lyric: the club is full of baller and they pockets full grown

    The Misheard: the club is full of ballers and they c**k is full grown

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep up with The Force (Don't Stop)

    The Misheard: Come on, do the Fox Trot

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Paranoid Android

    Real Lyric: Rain down, rain down, come on rain down, on me from a great height,from a great height ----- the crackle of pig skin the dust and the screaming the yuppies networking ----- god loves his children, god loves his children, yeah.

    The Misheard: Baby baby come around me always from a graveyard from a graveyard the cackle of big skin I'm callin, I'm screamin' this yuppie's not workin' the love since children, the love since children, yeah.

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Creep

    Real Lyric: I don't care if it hurts I wanna have controll

    The Misheard: I took care of the nurse I wanna have controll

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