The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I can't take credit for this. My wife likes the Country genre (but I love her, anyway), and was singing this song in the car. When she belted out "sausage gravy", I laughed til I cried, and almost ran off the road. I now use this against her in as many social situations as I can. Everybody laughs, and she turns a real pretty reddish-pink.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
12/5/2001 9:40 am
Age it happened
28
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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